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Website blueprint · 28 Oct 2026

www.uselessfone.lol

“Useless Fone | $FONELESS”

Template-written 17 evidence items REA analysed 2 scripts
What this means for you

www.uselessfone.lol talked to 3 outside services on a first visit.E7E8E6

  • Tech check: the site claims live data / analytics, and its public page shows matching evidence.E15E7
  • Tech check: the site mentions wallet connection and trading / swaps / bots, but we found nothing behind those in what its public page loads.E13E14
  • What loads is a page only: no calls to its own backend, no wallet code, no contract calls, no AI services and no live connections.E16
  • We saw no known analytics or advertising services load on the first visit.E1
  • 1 cookie was set in your browser, 1 of them by other companies' domains.E9

Tech check

What the site says about itself, next to what its public page actually loads. Facts only, no verdict: you decide.

Nothing found on the public page

Wallet connection

“…itude. 01 Get a wallet Install a Solana wallet such as Phantom or Solflare. This is the only device in this story tha…”E13

No matching code, calls or services in what loaded for us.

Nothing found on the public page

Trading / swaps / bots

“…your wallet. Keep a little extra for network fees. 03 Swap on PumpSwap Open PumpSwap, paste the $FONELESS contrac…”E14

No matching code, calls or services in what loaded for us.

Evidence found

Live data / analytics

“…S FONE About How to Buy Chart Join Us Buy $FONELESS NO SIGNAL 1% NO CONNECTION DEAD BATTERY $FONELESS CRACKED SCREEN…”E15

Market data services: DexScreenerE7

Calls its own backend none seen
Wallet code none seen
Contract calls in its code none seen
Talks to AI services none seen
Live connections none seen

What loads is a page only: no own backend calls, wallet code, contract calls, AI services or live connections.E16

What it is

  • The Internet Archive has never saved this site, so it is probably new.E17
  • The site describes itself as: “Ape ditched the signal. Useless Fone never works.”E2
  • In your browser it can copy text to your clipboard.E10

Where your data goes

Crypto & walletsConnect wallets, read blockchains or fetch token prices. 1
dexscreener.comDexScreener: token prices and pools 2×E7
FontsDownload typefaces. 2
fonts.gstatic.comGoogle Fonts: fonts 5×E8
fonts.googleapis.comGoogle Fonts: fonts 1×E6

How key features work

Drawing and editing in the browser

The page draws and edits graphics in your browser using the canvas.E11

canvas

Cookies and storage

Names only. We never store the values.

CookieSet forKeptWhose
__cf_bmE9dexscreener.com about 0 daysother company

Pages and API calls

Pages it links to

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Evidence

Every sentence above points to one of these. Code references show the file, line:column and the short identifier that matched, never the site's code itself.

E1
Page title: Useless Fone | $FONELESS
page title · https://www.uselessfone.lol/
E2
Page description: Ape ditched the signal. Useless Fone never works.
page description · https://www.uselessfone.lol/
E3
Main heading: USELESS FONE
page h1 · https://www.uselessfone.lol/
E4
1 request(s) to uselessfone.lol
types: 1 document
GET https://uselessfone.lol/ · document · network recording
E5
10 request(s) to www.uselessfone.lol
types: 6 image, 2 script, 1 document
GET https://www.uselessfone.lol/ · image · 10 requests · network recording
E6
1 request(s) to fonts.googleapis.com
types: 1 stylesheet
GET https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2 · stylesheet · network recording
E7
2 request(s) to dexscreener.com
types: 2 document
GET https://dexscreener.com/solana · document · 2 requests · network recording
E8
5 request(s) to fonts.gstatic.com
types: 5 font
GET https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/barlow/v13/7cHpv4kjgoGqM7E_DMs5.woff2 · font · 5 requests · network recording
E9
Cookie '__cf_bm' set for dexscreener.com
kept for about 0 days
cookie __cf_bm on dexscreener.com · value not stored
E10
Uses the browser ability: clipboard_write
can copy text to your clipboard
www.uselessfone.lol/main.js @ 36:25 · “clipboard.writeText(” · pattern scan
E11
Uses the browser ability: canvas
draws graphics on a canvas
www.uselessfone.lol/main.js @ 77:22 · “getContext("2d"” · pattern scan
E12
1 links to pages on the same site
page links · https://www.uselessfone.lol/ · /
E13
The site says: “…itude. 01 Get a wallet Install a Solana wallet such as Phantom or Solflare. This is the only device in this story tha…”
page text · https://www.uselessfone.lol/ · …itude. 01 Get a wallet Install a Solana wallet such as Phantom or Solflare. This is the only device in this story tha…
E14
The site says: “…your wallet. Keep a little extra for network fees. 03 Swap on PumpSwap Open PumpSwap, paste the $FONELESS contrac…”
page text · https://www.uselessfone.lol/ · …your wallet. Keep a little extra for network fees. 03 Swap on PumpSwap Open PumpSwap, paste the $FONELESS contrac…
E15
The site says: “…S FONE About How to Buy Chart Join Us Buy $FONELESS NO SIGNAL 1% NO CONNECTION DEAD BATTERY $FONELESS CRACKED SCREEN…”
page text · https://www.uselessfone.lol/ · …S FONE About How to Buy Chart Join Us Buy $FONELESS NO SIGNAL 1% NO CONNECTION DEAD BATTERY $FONELESS CRACKED SCREEN…
E16
19 requests on load: no own backend calls, wallet code, contract calls, AI services or live connections
GET https://www.uselessfone.lol/ · summary · 19 requests · network recording
E17
The Internet Archive has no saved copy of uselessfone.lol
page web archive · https://web.archive.org/web/*/uselessfone.lol

Limits

  • We only see what your browser sees: code and requests on a first visit, without logging in or accepting cookie banners. What the servers do with data is invisible from outside.
  • Site code is usually minified (compressed), so names are partly lost and some code may be only partly analysed.
  • Some trackers only load after you accept cookies or log in, so the real list can be longer.
  • We visited from a server in the United States. Sites load different trackers and cookie banners in different countries (visitors in the EU usually get a consent banner first).
  • The tech check compares the site's own words with what its public page loads. Work done on servers, in private code or in separate apps isn't visible here, so 'nothing found' means not visible on the public page, not that it doesn't exist.
  • This text was written from fixed templates because no AI writer was available. It uses exactly the same evidence.

Facts, not judgements: this page describes what the code and traffic show, not anyone's intent. Not financial advice. Case id SUFMq2XW.